If you didn’t already figure it out (are you stupid?), I am a camel. I come from Hummululu, and let me tell you, life is not easy in that sandy place for busy herbivores like me! With all the things I have to carry every day, I need plant-based snacks to grab on the go. If I can’t find suitable snacks, I become hungry, and a hungry camel is an angry camel. The last thing I want to do is commit a hummuside – so fill up my cheek, p(l)eas!
As a smart-ass camel, I don’t stuff my face with whatever comes to mind. Luckily, I found this drama-dairy-free snack based on chickpeas.
Let’s stop pretending that diet food is healthy, or even tasty. You can keep your whey powder, artificial sweeteners, and unidentifiable additives to yourself.
How am I supposed to find healthy snacks if the industry is filled with camel-shit-like food products? Have you seen the ingredient list of what you consume? Constipation in formation! No wonder your energy goes up and down like my humps. The food industry has been stuffing shelves with unhealthy, artificial foods for way too long! So stop burying your head in the sand – it is time to start a Chickpea movement!
Angry Camel is the snack revolution. Living a healthy, sustainable lifestyle should be easy, quick and uncomplicated. A no-brainer.
A lot of plant-based food requires time, thought and a mixer (everyone hates cleaning their mixer!) The alternative? Getting something ready-made from the store, where you can choose from unhealthy, but satisfying food OR snacks branded as “healthy” with no real nutrition that leaves you hungry.